Sunday, April 18, 2010

How to take your teddy bears on journeys (Thanks Ellie XD)

 All right, here are some completely stupid yet kind of cute ways to send your teddies on long hard voyages, such as a plane journey or a car journey.

(Credit to wikihow for creating these, and credit to the one and only Ellie for telling me to post these)

How to Take Your Teddy Bear on Long Trips

Most teddies get sick on long journeys. This article will show you how to prepare yourself and your teddy for a long trip, should the situation ever arise.

Steps

  1. 1
    Take your teddy bear out on short car trips first. This will get your bear used to movement, which will decrease the likeliness of him/her getting ill.


  2. 2
    Talk to your teddy bear whenever you can. Comfort them, so they know they're safe wherever they go. Cradle them if you can.
  3. 3
    Knit, crochet, sew, or buy some clothes suitable for your travel. When you make them, show them to your teddy and see if he/she likes them.
  4. 4
    When the day of the journey comes, make sure you pack well. Your teddy needs everything you need. Keep your teddy on your lap as much as possible.

    How to Take a Teddy on a Vacation

    Teddy bears love going on vacations. It gives them a break from their normal old routine. Here's how to enjoy a vacation with your fuzzy little angel.

     Steps

  5. 1
    Make sure you are prepared, and you have everything you need. They need clothes, medicine, toiletries and entertainment. If you are going to a cold place, get a scarf, hat, and some other warm clothes. If it's a hot place, pack sunglasses, shorts, and tanks. Also pack teddy hand sanitizer so they don't catch an illness.

  1. 2Also pack snacks like teddy bear biscuits, candies, goldfish, water, etc. Remember that your teddy will be hungry on the journey. You don't want her/him to starve, do you?
  1. 3
    If your teddy gets motion sickness, give them some medicine or some ginger biscuits to nibble on. Ginger reduces dizziness, which is basically motion sickness. Let them nap until they feel better.
  2. 4
    Make sure your teddy is buckled nice and tightly on the car/train/plane. Not too tightly, though, you might crush the stuffing out of them.
  3. 5
    Sometimes on planes they have movie and game consoles so you can watch a movie or play a game. Even better, you can use your mom or dad's laptop and play games or watch youtube videos (video games:rated G or E movies:rated G or PG ((PG-13 if you must))).
  4. 6
    You might want to bring your teddy bear another friend, so they won't get bored or lonely on vacation.
  5. 7
    Let your teddy bear sleep a lot, but only from 7:00 pm to 7:00 am. They'll get a good night's sleep and they won't get jet lagged.
  6. 8
    When you arrive, let your teddy bear take part in all the activities, otherwise they might feel left out!
Sorry, the numbers at the side messed up, NOT MY FAULT :P
~May

5 comments:

Ellie said...

You know I'm fantastic. ;)

Maybob said...

Sadly, I utterly agree.

~Quinlyn~ said...

That's really funny! :D

swissmiss♥lotti said...

Pahahahaha!!!
that was hilarious. I'm going to send it to my mum. LOLOOLOLOLL!!!

Maybob said...

Do!! It's soo cute, but so funny :D